- 5th Nov Extra
- Extra Extra, read all about it!
- You, boy, give me a paper.
- OK, Ok mister, you'll need to take these glasses and put them on first.
- What? I don't need glasses, I just want to read the paper.
- Well sir, the paper wont go without the glasses.
- Whaddaya mean, it wont go?
- The words don't show without them. They're just glasses, and they're free sir, did I say they were free to keep?
- That doesn't sound right, but ok, give me the damned glasses.
- Oh good, there you are.
- Can I have the paper now?
- Yes, but you'll need to take this pin too.
- A pin now? What does it do?
- It lets the paper know where you are, so it can show you the news from the area.
- But I want all the news, not just Mary had a little fucking lamb next door!
- You'll still be able to get all the news, it just moves to later in the paper sir, honest.
- That doesn't sound to bad I guess, Mary is a nice girl and I'm glad she finally had her baby...
Alright, I'll take the pin... and it's free?
- Yes sir it is.
- Ok. Now. can I have the paper please?
- Of course! Here you are.
- Thank you, finally.
- Hold on a minute, the front page is an ad for Mad Mike's Penis Pumps!
- Well sir, you could have these extra lenses to go over your glasses,
it makes all the penis pumps, mattresses and hot busty women looking for a fun time go all the way to the back of the pages
- Fine! Give me the lenses.
- That'll be 50 dollars sir.