• 5th Nov Extra
  • Extra Extra, read all about it!
    • You, boy, give me a paper.
  • OK, Ok mister, you'll need to take these glasses and put them on first.
    • What? I don't need glasses, I just want to read the paper.
  • Well sir, the paper wont go without the glasses.
    • Whaddaya mean, it wont go?
  • The words don't show without them. They're just glasses, and they're free sir, did I say they were free to keep?
    • That doesn't sound right, but ok, give me the damned glasses.
  • Oh good, there you are.
    • Can I have the paper now?
  • Yes, but you'll need to take this pin too.
    • A pin now? What does it do?
  • It lets the paper know where you are, so it can show you the news from the area.
    • But I want all the news, not just Mary had a little fucking lamb next door!
  • You'll still be able to get all the news, it just moves to later in the paper sir, honest.
    • That doesn't sound to bad I guess, Mary is a nice girl and I'm glad she finally had her baby... Alright, I'll take the pin... and it's free?
  • Yes sir it is.
    • Ok. Now. can I have the paper please?
  • Of course! Here you are.
    • Thank you, finally.
    • Hold on a minute, the front page is an ad for Mad Mike's Penis Pumps!
  • Well sir, you could have these extra lenses to go over your glasses, it makes all the penis pumps, mattresses and hot busty women looking for a fun time go all the way to the back of the pages
    • Fine! Give me the lenses.
  • That'll be 50 dollars sir.